Mexico, Mexico, There's one place I’ve been meaning to go.
You can leave on your pants, leave on your hat, and just drop that American tequila.

Now I ain't never been down to Mexico, but like I just said I really wanna go. Now, the stereotype goes something like: there're dirty, poor, lazy & like to fight. But no, no, no that's just a lie, I knew this Mexican guy & he was actually kinda nice. I'm ain't racist, but I don't like their hairdos & they kinda smell, at least the ones working at taco bell, but taco bell ain't really Mexico so, I suggest we go down to...

One thing I don't get about Mexico is that's it's so darn hot, why'd anybody go? And, by the way, ain't it kinda outta the way? What’re they doing way down there? I mean, Texas is one thing, Florida another, New Mexico, Arizona & all of California. Would you settle for Texas? Not me, hell no. There's always more I’m going down to...

Cancun -no- Tijuana -no- those don't even count, but maybe south Chicago. All you guys who slept through Spanish class, the Mexicans are coming. Now they're gonna annex our ass. So, grab some sunscreen hombre & grab a dictionary, gringo, drop your Corona & go down to...

Margarita, pina colata, tequila; Tecate, Dos Equis & Negra Modelo.
If I stay sober long enough, when I get down there, I’m gonna ask myself some stuff: To leave, people are willing to die in droves, & big business is dying to go -why?- who knows?
Maybe its NAFTA, maybe we're still gonna hafta do something about this huge .... border.
We're gonna end up spending money down in...

Tu comprende ese? What’s this funny talk here?
Try to speak English when you're in my hemisphere.
Spanish is great, but Ingles is useful.
Jesus, you gotta be an Anglophile in this world to make some dinero.
But fuck it, let's go down to...