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Bathroom Ballad

from More Stuff Other People Said by Adam Balbo

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the toilet's a place of big ideas
take a seat a while, watch the wheels
in your head turn, while your asshole burns

don't leave your clothes behind the door
you could sweep up the hair up off the floor
but tomorrow, i bet you, there'll be more

i got a brand new shower shower curtain
i'll quite confident, in fact i'm certain
it'll do the job, while givin' us something to look at while we take a crap

gonna stay in the show til i get real clean
gonna stay til i prune where no one will bother me
don't have to leave to take a piss, the tub's pretty big, it's not like i'm gonna miss

when's the last time we washed the towels
wait, something's movin' down in my bowels
it's something rank, it's something fowl
i'll hollar when i'm done, i shouldn't be more than an hour

be glad the door has a lock
cuz if you'd open it up you'd be in for a shock
your nostrils would flare, you'd sway & rock
you'd pretend to pass out & next time you'd knock

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from More Stuff Other People Said, released December 18, 2005

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